What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:26

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
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Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”